Some wisecracks...

• It would be foolish to do something just because its ethical.
• I am destined to believe in free will.
• Everybody knows the truth, nobody believes it.
• The emotional brain was evolved long before the thinking one..so keep quiet when I am angry!
• Self-help books are aptly named, they help themselves.
• Somebody bring her back. And front too.
• Why care for the world? The poor, destitute, or any other? The happiness of only 1 person is your responsibility. Keep that person happy, and the world will be alright. And that person my friend, is none other.. but me!
• What may be right for you, may be left for me!
• I have a bad memory, I dont forget easily!